[WTF?! x 3]
Ever dream of weathering a hurricane, trapped in a church, with the water rising... with a lion?!
Riding out Ike on an island, with a lion
Let's assume you survived weathering Hurricane Ike with your lion friend only to be eaten by a famished tiger...
Tiger reported loose on Bolivar Peninsula
Apparently the Bolivar Peninsula has become a nexus of primeval madness.
And last, but not least, the unexplainable man in a bear suit. Apparently even Hurricane Ike survivors cannot escape a the biblical plague of furries that accompanies natural disasters.


Comments
No kidding! Apparently all the lions and other large predatory cats help discourage looting and add that fun element of run-for-your-life wackiness, just like a Warner Brothers cartoon!
Speaking of which, we should pull a Wily E. Coyote and repaint a road and paint a fake 'tunnel' that runs smack into the side of a building.